Showing posts with label as Karl would do. Show all posts
Showing posts with label as Karl would do. Show all posts

Monday, February 2, 2009

The Kwest for World Domination


In their continuing bid to dominate the worlds of fashion, music and break dancing, Karl Lagerfeld and Kanye West return from the eighties bearing sparkles and neon colors.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Karl Sez Bling Is Out - Karl Prefers Private Jets


“This whole crisis is like a big spring housecleaning — both moral and physical... Bling is over. Red carpetry covered with rhinestones is out. I call it ‘the new modesty.’ ”
- Karl

Karl Will Rob You

This is Karl robbing you, trust me - it will be fabulous.

Karl, Kanye & Krew


Karl Lagerfeld, Kanye West and Krew celebrate their overwhelming victory in the coveted Breakdancer's Cup.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

2008 is Demode

(resisting the urge to type 'Karl pops champagne ----ohh')...Happy New Year!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

Karl and Kows

..or Karl and Jerry...Kaiser Karl to Vermont. “I love it. It’s very much Emily Dickinson,” says Karl.

via WWD and NY Mag

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Happy Birthday Karl!!!!


“I hate birthdays, ... It's more like a new starting point in New York. For me, it's an evolution. I don't celebrate the past. I like the present and tomorrow.”


-Karl

Monday, August 25, 2008

Cough - Please Leave - Cough


...and yes fingerless silver driving gloves in the summer beyotches.

Karl Kwotes - Karl on Life



"I want to know everything, but I’m not an intellectual, and I don’t like their company. I’m the most superficial man on Earth.”

“I buy my shoes a size too small. I like the way it feels.”

“I have no problem with journalists — many are friends,” he says. “Only if they are really stupid, or if they’ve got bad breath, or if they smell. Yesterday [at the Chanel couture show] I had a problem. I said, ‘I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.’”

“The worst thing is when friends say, ‘Remember the good old days?’ Forget about the good old days! That just makes your present second-hand. What is interesting is now. If you think it was better before, then you might as well commit suicide immediately.”

“Often things aren’t that important. I’m not that important either. I don’t take myself too seriously.”

"Everything changes, except death. Billions have died before us, so it can’t be that bad. If you ask me, death and deep sleep are the same thing. And then you don’t take yourself too seriously.” He takes a considered sip of his drink before adding: “Oh, please. Don’t over-react to how I am talking. Try to keep all this abstract, huh?”

Via New York Magazine

Street Kred

Friday, August 22, 2008

Monday, July 28, 2008

Karl Kan't See You





...but Karl will still shoot you.


Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Karl Kwote: Strange Beautiful Karl

"I don't like standard beauty – there is no beauty without strangeness."
-Karl

Karl Kwote: Cha Cha King


" Cha Cha, I love. I was a champion in Cha Cha, world. I even remember very well and I do very well the Bolero. I don't know if you remember that one. "
-Karl

Monday, July 14, 2008

Karl Kwote: Luxury


" In the old days there was luxury but no market. Today there is all market and no luxury."
-Karl via Prestige Hong Kong

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Ladies Love Kool Karl

Karl loves the hoes more than you know.