Friday, October 10, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

Karl and Kows

..or Karl and Jerry...Kaiser Karl to Vermont. “I love it. It’s very much Emily Dickinson,” says Karl.

via WWD and NY Mag

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Happy Birthday Karl!!!!

“I hate birthdays, ... It's more like a new starting point in New York. For me, it's an evolution. I don't celebrate the past. I like the present and tomorrow.”


Monday, August 25, 2008

Cough - Please Leave - Cough

...and yes fingerless silver driving gloves in the summer beyotches.

Karl Kwotes - Karl on Life

"I want to know everything, but I’m not an intellectual, and I don’t like their company. I’m the most superficial man on Earth.”

“I buy my shoes a size too small. I like the way it feels.”

“I have no problem with journalists — many are friends,” he says. “Only if they are really stupid, or if they’ve got bad breath, or if they smell. Yesterday [at the Chanel couture show] I had a problem. I said, ‘I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.’”

“The worst thing is when friends say, ‘Remember the good old days?’ Forget about the good old days! That just makes your present second-hand. What is interesting is now. If you think it was better before, then you might as well commit suicide immediately.”

“Often things aren’t that important. I’m not that important either. I don’t take myself too seriously.”

"Everything changes, except death. Billions have died before us, so it can’t be that bad. If you ask me, death and deep sleep are the same thing. And then you don’t take yourself too seriously.” He takes a considered sip of his drink before adding: “Oh, please. Don’t over-react to how I am talking. Try to keep all this abstract, huh?”

Via New York Magazine

Street Kred

Friday, August 22, 2008

Monday, July 28, 2008

Karl Kan't See You

...but Karl will still shoot you.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Karl Kwote: Strange Beautiful Karl

"I don't like standard beauty – there is no beauty without strangeness."

Karl Kwote: Cha Cha King

" Cha Cha, I love. I was a champion in Cha Cha, world. I even remember very well and I do very well the Bolero. I don't know if you remember that one. "

Monday, July 14, 2008

Karl Kwote: Luxury

" In the old days there was luxury but no market. Today there is all market and no luxury."
-Karl via Prestige Hong Kong

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Ladies Love Kool Karl

Karl loves the hoes more than you know.

Guest blogger: Kanye West...Kanye Kwotes

"Now the media is saying I'm going to anger management something or 'nother. I have never had any conversations about anger management. If anything, I need anger enhancement!!" —Kanye West via Kanye Univercity

Monday, July 7, 2008


Karl is sad.

Karl will Shoot You

Smile for Karl.

Karl will Kill You

...and it will be fabulous.

Go Away

Karl does not care for all.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Karl Kouture - Chanel

Work, work it Karl do your thing make love to the camera.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Karl in Black and White

“There's no Chanel collection without black. (It) will never exist. Who can live without some black clothes.” - Karl

Monday, June 30, 2008

See Karl Smile

Smile Karl Smile

Run Karl Run

See Karl Run

Kool Like Karl

Don't hate the player, hate the game. XOXO Karl

Kareful Karl

Karl says, "I make safety look good."

Monday, June 2, 2008


Karl weeps for YSL. For the record, this means Karl wins.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Just Karl

Karl Kwote: Karl is a Komputer

"I'm a computer by myself. I have a memory also for unnecessary things. Telephone numbers are a problem, but historical details are not."

Karl Kwote: Thought you should know

"In summer I sleep under a white ermine cover and in winter, under sable."

Kool Karl

Karl says Relax

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


You have displeased Karl.

"I don't know why they did that. I have never done anything for humanity." - Karl Lagerfeld to Vanity Fair, on his Time 100 Most Influential People award.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Old School Karl Kwote

“What I hate most in life are people who are not really the peach of the day but who want to be young and sexy. You can fool nobody. There is a moment when you have to accept that somebody else is younger and fresher and hotter. Life is not a beauty contest.”


Karl Kwote

“I was going toward lightness...something more free.”

Karl Kwote

“Personality begins where comparison ends.”

Friday, May 16, 2008

Last Resort

I am at the beach. Karl is relaxed.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Karl Influences...

Karl is timeless, Karl reinvents.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Is better to dress like me - no?

I am my own muse.

The garbage, it is not fashion

The garbage, it is not fashion, remove it from my view immediately.