As Karl Would Do

The Kwest for World Domination

2009-02-02T16:05:00.006-05:00

In their continuing bid to dominate the worlds of fashion, music and break dancing, Karl Lagerfeld and Kanye West return from the eighties bearing sparkles and neon colors.

Karl Sez Bling Is Out - Karl Prefers Private Jets

2009-01-30T13:17:00.002-05:00

“This whole crisis is like a big spring housecleaning — both moral and physical... Bling is over. Red carpetry covered with rhinestones is out. I call it ‘the new modesty.’ ”

- Karl

Karl Will Rob You

2009-01-30T13:11:00.004-05:00

This is Karl robbing you, trust me - it will be fabulous.

Karl, Kanye & Krew

2009-01-30T13:00:00.006-05:00

Karl Lagerfeld, Kanye West and Krew celebrate their overwhelming victory in the coveted Breakdancer's Cup.

2008 is Demode

2009-01-01T19:22:00.004-05:00

(resisting the urge to type 'Karl pops champagne ----ohh')...Happy New Year!

Karl in the Kountry

2008-10-30T17:17:00.000-04:00

K is for Karl Lagerfeld

2008-10-10T11:04:00.002-04:00

Karl is now a proper noun....

An Illustrated Fashion

Karl and Kows

2008-10-06T11:05:00.004-04:00

..or Karl and Jerry...Kaiser Karl to Vermont. “I love it. It’s very much Emily Dickinson,” says Karl.

via WWD and NY Mag

Happy Birthday Karl!!!!

2008-09-09T17:13:00.003-04:00

“I hate birthdays, ... It's more like a new starting point in New York. For me, it's an evolution. I don't celebrate the past. I like the present and tomorrow.”

-Karl

Cough - Please Leave - Cough

2008-08-25T15:05:00.003-04:00

...and yes fingerless silver driving gloves in the summer beyotches.

Karl Kwotes - Karl on Life

2008-08-25T14:59:00.005-04:00

"I want to know everything, but I’m not an intellectual, and I don’t like their company. I’m the most superficial man on Earth.”

“I buy my shoes a size too small. I like the way it feels.”

“I have no problem with journalists — many are friends,” he says. “Only if they are really stupid, or if they’ve got bad breath, or if they smell. Yesterday [at the Chanel couture show] I had a problem. I said, ‘I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.’”

“The worst thing is when friends say, ‘Remember the good old days?’ Forget about the good old days! That just makes your present second-hand. What is interesting is now. If you think it was better before, then you might as well commit suicide immediately.”

“Often things aren’t that important. I’m not that important either. I don’t take myself too seriously.”

"Everything changes, except death. Billions have died before us, so it can’t be that bad. If you ask me, death and deep sleep are the same thing. And then you don’t take yourself too seriously.” He takes a considered sip of his drink before adding: “Oh, please. Don’t over-react to how I am talking. Try to keep all this abstract, huh?”

Via New York Magazine

Street Kred

2008-08-25T14:55:00.002-04:00

Karl is Kute & Kuddly

2008-08-22T14:16:00.004-04:00

Give Karl a hug.

Karl Kwote: My Favorite Cause

2008-07-30T10:27:00.003-04:00

"Myself."
-Karl in Vanity Fair's Best-Dressed Issue.

Karl Kan't See You

2008-07-28T17:01:00.003-04:00

...but Karl will still shoot you.

Karl Kwote: Strange Beautiful Karl

2008-07-15T15:40:00.001-04:00

"I don't like standard beauty – there is no beauty without strangeness."

-Karl

Karl Kwote: Cha Cha King

2008-07-15T14:44:00.003-04:00

" Cha Cha, I love. I was a champion in Cha Cha, world. I even remember very well and I do very well the Bolero. I don't know if you remember that one. "
-Karl

Karl Kwote: Luxury

2008-07-14T17:44:00.002-04:00

" In the old days there was luxury but no market. Today there is all market and no luxury."
-Karl via Prestige Hong Kong

Welcome to Fashion Island

2008-07-09T10:27:00.004-04:00

"...I intend on driving the island to high style stardom." - Karl

Ladies Love Kool Karl

2008-07-08T14:29:00.002-04:00

Karl loves the hoes more than you know.

Guest blogger: Kanye West...Kanye Kwotes

2008-07-08T14:24:00.002-04:00

"Now the media is saying I'm going to anger management something or 'nother. I have never had any conversations about anger management. If anything, I need anger enhancement!!" —Kanye West via Kanye Univercity

Sometimes...

2008-07-07T14:43:00.006-04:00

Karl is sad.

Karl will Shoot You

2008-07-07T14:40:00.003-04:00

Smile for Karl.

Karl will Kill You

2008-07-07T14:37:00.001-04:00

...and it will be fabulous.

Go Away

2008-07-07T14:30:00.001-04:00

Karl does not care for you...at all.

Karl Kouture - Chanel

2008-07-03T11:38:00.001-04:00

Work, work it Karl do your thing make love to the camera.

Karl in Black and White

2008-07-01T15:11:00.002-04:00

“There's no Chanel collection without black. (It) will never exist. Who can live without some black clothes.” - Karl

See Karl Smile

2008-06-30T16:59:00.003-04:00

Smile Karl Smile

Run Karl Run

2008-06-30T16:43:00.002-04:00

See Karl Run

Kool Like Karl

2008-06-30T16:37:00.003-04:00

Don't hate the player, hate the game. XOXO Karl

Kareful Karl

2008-06-30T15:55:00.002-04:00

Karl says, "I make safety look good."

RIP YSL

2008-06-02T13:37:00.003-04:00

Karl weeps for YSL. For the record, this means Karl wins.

Just Karl

2008-05-22T12:43:00.000-04:00

Karl Kwote: Karl is a Komputer

2008-05-22T12:30:00.001-04:00

"I'm a computer by myself. I have a memory also for unnecessary things. Telephone numbers are a problem, but historical details are not."

-Karl

Karl Kwote: Thought you should know

2008-05-22T12:21:00.000-04:00

"In summer I sleep under a white ermine cover and in winter, under sable."

-Karl

Kool Karl

2008-05-22T12:16:00.000-04:00

Karl says Relax

Displeasure

2008-05-21T12:25:00.001-04:00

You have displeased Karl.

2008-05-21T12:19:00.000-04:00

"I don't know why they did that. I have never done anything for humanity." - Karl Lagerfeld to Vanity Fair, on his Time 100 Most Influential People award.

Old School Karl Kwote

2008-05-20T16:08:00.000-04:00

“What I hate most in life are people who are not really the peach of the day but who want to be young and sexy. You can fool nobody. There is a moment when you have to accept that somebody else is younger and fresher and hotter. Life is not a beauty contest.”

-Karl

Karl Kwote

2008-05-20T15:52:00.001-04:00

“I was going toward lightness...something more free.”

-Karl

Karl Kwote

2008-05-20T15:37:00.000-04:00

“Personality begins where comparison ends.”

-Karl

Last Resort

2008-05-16T10:02:00.000-04:00

I am at the beach. Karl is relaxed.

Karl Will Be Present

2008-05-15T17:47:00.000-04:00

Please Love Me

2008-05-15T13:14:00.001-04:00

..no, too much, stop now.

Karl Influences...

2008-05-14T13:10:00.000-04:00

Karl is timeless, Karl reinvents.

Is better to dress like me - no?

2008-05-08T13:06:00.000-04:00

I am my own muse.

The garbage, it is not fashion

2008-05-08T12:25:00.000-04:00

The garbage, it is not fashion, remove it from my view immediately.